Hello and welcome to Down bad with Jad, where we ask sophisticated people some very serious questions.
In my first installment I am interviewing Slawn. Cult leader and international fuck head.
- Do you put your socks on first or your pants?
Firstly, I bust a nut before doing anything, but then I put my socks on first before my boxers, but sometimes I bust a nut on my chest then use my socks to clean it up.
- If weed/tobacco were humans, would they be racist to each other?
Definitely, and if ami was a type of people they would be black people #jk.
- Do you prefer speakers or headphones?
Earphones, but it depends on the scene if in like watching porn then for sure speakers
- Would you rather your significant other to be more attractive than you?
No because I have the most beautiful soul you feel me.
- If you could drink one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?
Strawberry flavored water, cause it’s like water but it has a flavor as well
- Would you not be able to fall in love or not have sex again?
Are u crazy! not fall in love again, I just need to bust a nut.
- Would you rather sneeze every time you fart or fart every time you sneeze?
Sneeze every time I fart.
- Would you rather go to jail knowing you are not guilty for 10 years or send someone else to jail knowing they are not guilty for 5?
I would send someone else to jail because I don’t give a fuck!
- Do you pour sauce on your fries or dip the fry into the sauce?
I do not trust anyone who puts sauce on their fries, you need to dip it to know the amount of sauce you’re putting, anyone that pours the sauce is scary.
- Who do you blame for your stupidity?
My dad definitely, I think my dad is more stupid than me but not in a bad way just like I don’t think way, but the critical thinking come from my dad’s side of the family.